What is this, communist China? Can't a girl get a few hours of sleep during the work day?
OK, OK. Everyone shut-up. This is important. It’s a new product designed by Kawamura Ganjavian, and it’s described as the “pocket pillow for nap.” The concept is fairly straightforward: Simply shove your head into this weird face-and-hand Snuggie and lay down on your desk during an important meeting. Then wait for the bonus dollars to roll on in. Oh, and when you’re not using it for mid-day naps, it could easily double as an oversized onesie for that baby the government is about to take away from you for, you know, being batshit crazy.
Judging from the number of times this video has been viewed, it’s not exactly new. But since I’ve been on hiatus, I just wanted to show some love to K-Swiss and their marketing/advertising team, for being brave enough to let Kenny Fucking Powers promote some sneakers, even at the risk of alienating customers who don’t understand the brilliance of the campaign. I’m about to go get me some fucking K-Swiss Tubes. (Well, probably not, but the video is still super funny.)
Open mic night: There’s a reason why there’s a rope and a stool!
A Oregon teenager stabbed himself to death on stage after performing at an open mic night. His motives remain unclear, though if you’re even attending an open mic night, that’s reason enough to kill yourself.
Kobe Bryant yelled an anti-gay slur at a referee during a Lakers game after he was slapped with a technical foul. He later apologized, but the ref says he’s still looking forward to the part where Kobe buys him a diamond ring.
This week, Brad Pitt took his kids on an early Easter egg hunt. It was a huge success, until they brought the eggs home and Angelina tried to fertilize them.
Last week, the blogs were aflutter with the news that Katy Perry’s Evangelical mother is trying to sell a book about her daughter’s sinful lifestyle, and it got us thinking about other parents who have displayed questionable judgment when it comes to their famous offspring. Read on for a roundup of Hollywood’s most notoriously unfit parents, from the Lohans to Joe Jackson.
Dina and Michael Lohan
With role models like these, it’s no wonder Lindsay “Lindsay” Lohan turned to drugs and alcohol just to stay afloat. Michael is the only Lohan who has a longer rap sheet than Lindsay, with charges ranging from insider trading to driving under the influence to attempted assault. And the only thing he does more frequently than talk to the press about Lindsay is booze. Meanwhile, Dina is desperate to be a pseudo-celebrity in her own right, and conceived that god-awful reality show ‘Living Lohan’ as a way to capitalize on her other potential cash cow, daughter Ali. She even invited a crew from ‘Entertainment Tonight’ to film the troubled Lindsay while she was in drug rehab. Parents of the year these two losers aren’t. Read more…
Susan Lucci (left) is super old. (Photo via Television Without Pity)
ABC has announced possible plans to cancel its long-running soap opera All My Children. A rep for star Susan Lucci confirms that the actress is looking forward to pursuing other projects, like making sculptures out of Popsicle sticks at her new nursing home.
In his new memoir, Sami Hagar claims to have been abducted by aliens. Apparently the aliens brainwashed Hagar, and then told him what to say to sell more books.
Charlie Sheen claims to be in talks with CBS to revive his show. But first someone will have to revive Sheen, who just overdosed on a seven-gram rock of delusion.
Apparently Chris Brown was so fired up after this week’s appearance on Good Morning America that he mistook his dressing room window for Rihanna’s face.
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