Anti-Valentine’s Day Planner

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Romance is dead. Get drunk instead.

Do you think gifts like chocolate and flowers should be reserved for the terminally ill?

So do we. That’s why we’re protesting the most useless Hallmark holiday of them all with a special anti-Valentine’s Day feature that pays tribute to all things un-romantic.

So, if you’re just looking for a bar to get drunk (like any other Thursday night) try the Hustler Club–where the only Valentine you’ll meet is a stripper with a poorly chosen stage-name. Or, if you’re looking to party with other bitter, lonely and desperate singles, head to the Singles Valentine’s Day Brunch at Soho House or the No Love at The Cow party (at the Sunburnt Cow), where strangers in the night will become friends until morning.

And no matter how you choose to spend Valentine’s Day, remember: All you need is love–of booze.

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