Craigslist Keepers: Post of the Century


Tell your co-workers that you’ll be busy sending mass emails to everyone you know for the rest of the afternoon. 

Now, this is not even remotely related to anything we generally write about, but it just seemed inhumane not to share the above Craiglist post, which was placed on the Greenville, South Carolina, “strictly platonic” personals boards several days ago, but only just came to my attention. It says:

Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

Whomever conceived this is my new personal hero, and I am going to reply to the post and inquire as to whether I can accompany him on his quest in time back to the ’80s, when that whole high-top-fade-meets-mullet look was in vogue.